AX 09: SOM Japan's masturbation machines demonstrated

9:00 PM on 07.03.2009 // Dale North

This should be obvious by the headline, but the above video is Not Safe For Work.

Never in a million years did I expect go get an in-depth demonstration of automated masturbatory tools at Anime Expo. But I'm so glad that I did.

In the video above, you'll get a glimpse at of SOM Japan's line of masturbation machines, displayed in a closed-off area where only age-checked attendees could pass. Buy one of these amazing devices to join in what they call the "hands-free revolution."

The top model, costing over $400, is a height-adjustable soft faux hand on a stand. A remote control lets you control your speed preference. Like to jack it fast? We had the SOM representative set it at top speed to see how crazy things could get. And yikes. You'll want some lube, let's just say that. For the rest, there's also low and slow settings.

In the video above, you'll also see the somewhat boring female version. Or the anal version, depending on your preferences. A portable mini model is also available. It's a hole that can connect to your PC and eroge. The machine...uh, picks up the pace when the action does on screen. Brilliant.

If you're somehow sold on this, be sure to check out the SOM webpage.


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