Quantcast
Tentacle Grape: 'The most delicious hentai soda on the market' - JAPANATOR








Not so fast, young padawan. This is hot stuff.





This post contains material that may not be suitable for all audiences/regions. Please login or create an account (with a valid email address) to verify your age.

If you already have an account you should verify:
your email (and/or) your Mature Content settings.



Content Preview:


Tentacle Grape: 'The most delicious hentai soda on the market'

Not many drinks dare to bill themselves as "hentai soda," but it looks like this here Tentacle Grape soda isn't going for the mom-and-pop crowd. This drink is a dangerous one, I can tell. Men, don't let your girlfriends drink this alone -- there's a strong possibility that she'll have been assaulted and covered in a mysterious slime by the time you see her again.

The drink's deep purple color instantly brings flashbacks to the oozing jelly commonly found secreting from most Japanese tentacles. The people at Tentacle Grape probably have a storehouse of tentacles, where they collect this jelly into large vats, and through the carbonation process, the jelly's grape flavor comes out -- which is, in fact, the reason why women in hentai have such trouble resisting the tentacles. It's so delicious.

The Tentacle Grape team is trying to control the release of tentacles into the US market -- they're accepting pre-orders now. Of course, they're not making it easily accessible to lolitas and such like that, because they won't have the $15.99 to buy six bottles. I guess they've got to make their money back on importing those tentacles, right?

[Thanks for pointing this out, Chris!]





(Login to view full story and images)







Comments not appearing? Anti-virus apps like Avast or some browser extensions can cause this.
Easy fix: Add   [*].disqus.com   to your software's white list. Tada! Happy comments time again.

Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.




Facebook Shares





From other sites around the web













Back to Top




Advertising on Japanator is available: Please contact them to learn more

Tentacle Grape: 'The most delicious hentai soda on the market'


11:14 AM on 12.30.2008
Tentacle Grape: 'The most delicious hentai soda on the market' photo



Not many drinks dare to bill themselves as "hentai soda," but it looks like this here Tentacle Grape soda isn't going for the mom-and-pop crowd. This drink is a dangerous one, I can tell. Men, don't let your girlfriends drink this alone -- there's a strong possibility that she'll have been assaulted and covered in a mysterious slime by the time you see her again.

The drink's deep purple color instantly brings flashbacks to the oozing jelly commonly found secreting from most Japanese tentacles. The people at Tentacle Grape probably have a storehouse of tentacles, where they collect this jelly into large vats, and through the carbonation process, the jelly's grape flavor comes out -- which is, in fact, the reason why women in hentai have such trouble resisting the tentacles. It's so delicious.

The Tentacle Grape team is trying to control the release of tentacles into the US market -- they're accepting pre-orders now. Of course, they're not making it easily accessible to lolitas and such like that, because they won't have the $15.99 to buy six bottles. I guess they've got to make their money back on importing those tentacles, right?

[Thanks for pointing this out, Chris!]






Comments not appearing? Anti-virus apps like Avast or some browser extensions can cause this.
Easy fix: Add   [*].disqus.com   to your software's white list. Tada! Happy comments time again.

Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.




Facebook Shares





From other sites around the web















Back to Top




Advertising on Japanator is available: Please contact them to learn more