Oi oi oi! Listen up, you dirtbags! It's finally Friday, meaning that it's the perfect time for someone to release their manly spirit. For so long, I've been trapped up underground for too long. Well, no longer! It's about time to kick reason to the curb, and make the impossible possible today!
So, I, the greatest badass of them all, whose name is known far and wide throughout the land, have decided to make this particular Friday GAR Friday! It will be a celebration of all things masculine and that's right with the world.
So, what should you do in order to celebrate today? Today is the day to go out and claim what's rightfully yours. Don't take crap from anyone. Walk right up to that girl you've had your eye on, and make her yours! There are no excuses today -- only your actions. Can you live with yourself if you don't celebrate GAR Friday?
Today I'm going to do the impossible, break the unbreakable, pass the unpassable (finals), and see the invisible!!... the question is... what exactly am I gonna break, see, or do?
"Today is the day to go out and claim what's rightfully yours. Don't take crap from anyone. Walk right up to that girl you've had your eye on, and make her yours! There are no excuses today -- only your actions."
I'm late to this party because I took Friday off to start GAR weekend early!!! I went camping with old high school buddies, ate dehydrated food, got rained on, came home the next day, played guillotine and rock band, then back out for more camping where we ate better food (car camping this time instead of backpacking) like MEAT and SMORES and SAUSAGE and drank way too much! I stank like hell when I got back today and I mowed the lawn!!! MANLY MEN THINGS WERE DONE THIS WEEKEND!!!
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