Oi oi oi! Listen up, you dirtbags! It's finally Friday, meaning that it's the perfect time for someone to release their manly spirit. For so long, I've been trapped up underground for too long. Well, no longer! It's about time to kick reason to the curb, and make the impossible possible today!
So, I, the greatest badass of them all, whose name is known far and wide throughout the land, have decided to make this particular Friday GAR Friday! It will be a celebration of all things masculine and that's right with the world.
So, what should you do in order to celebrate today? Today is the day to go out and claim what's rightfully yours. Don't take crap from anyone. Walk right up to that girl you've had your eye on, and make her yours! There are no excuses today -- only your actions. Can you live with yourself if you don't celebrate GAR Friday?
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