Parents, are you wondering what to get your child for Christmas if they are a fan of the anime School Days or an enthusiast who enjoys the occasional boat or two? Well look no further than the anime online retailer, J-List who brings us a classy “Nice Boat” t-shirt, just in time for Christmas. Featuring a silhouette of a nice boat against a safety-yellow background, and printed on a athletic grey t-shirt; or to simplify this explanation into one majestic word: beryllium.

For those of you who do not understand this whole Nice Boat internet meme I will do the honor in explaining this to you; but before I do I will have to turn back time before the last episode of School Days was aired. Now this episode was going to feature extreme violence that was not expected in this romantic drama. However, before the last episode aired, a girl killed her father with an ax. Because of this, they pulled the last episode and replaced it with tranquil images (including a nice boat) and classical music; thus began the epic story of Nice Boat. You can take a look at this video after the jump.

[Via Heisei Democracy]