So there's a Samurai Vodka. But it's Russian made. I don't know how it tastes, but the bottle and packaging look pretty. Russian designer Artur Shraiber made this package and bottle look like it was cut in two by a samurai sword. Nifty.

Samurai probably wouldn't drink this, though. I'd think they'd be more into sake, or something manlier, like whiskey. But wait, aren't samurai a bunch of pussies? Scratch the manly part. I mean, they have to have their pussy armor on and their long swords and funny hats. Ninjas don't need that crap. Ninjas will kill a samurai faster than a fatass armor-wearing pussy samurai could even react.

Samurai guy would be sitting there under some tree, drinking his Russian-made Samurai vodka cocktail and some ninja would come down from the tree and slit his neck. Or coming from afar, the ninja would throw a throwing star in his drink...and then a kunai in his neck. Samurai suck! Tom Cruise sucks. Afros suck. Oh, well maybe not the last one.