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Sigh: Illegal alien outs self to get away from radiation

3:00 PM on 03.27.2011 // Josh Tolentino

Man, these radiation scares are far, far overblown. A 49-year old illegal immigrant from China, apparently scared by the ongoing crisis at the Fukushima Daiichi Nuclear plant, has fled into the hands of Japanese authorities, begging for deportation back to China to escape the radiation.

He had lived for ten years in Funabashi, Chiba prefecture, but apparently escaped to Nagasaki where he finally decided to out himself to the authorities.

At this point it won't be long before stories like this one start becoming more than fictional.

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