Given the chance, I would eat some of this insanely huge parfait, although no one has finished it to date. The Queen Fruits Parfait (left) is a 2-kilogram pile of three different types of ice cream, pancakes, and cream puffs. And to earn its name it's topped with fresh and frozen fruit. It's basically diabetes in a bowl. Mainichi says that the Kijima Amusement Park is selling these belly busters for 3,800 yen, but those that can eat it in its entirety can have it for free. You know, I'd rather eat giant beetle larvae.

I take that back. I wouldn't even eat them if they were covered in chocolate. Mari links us to a Japanese sweets shop that makes these horrific treats. Oh, and the rainbow-colored ones are even worse. Why did they put little faces on them? Look at their little faces! You just know that they're milky inside, too.

What about you? Are you down for beetle larvae? Or is the gluttonous fruit parfait more your speed?