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11:00 AM on 12.29.2013

Superhero Time: Dinosaurs Are True Saviors Of Christmas

Everyone knows that Christmas is a time to celebrate the joyous things about the world that we live in. However, not many folks are aware that the dinosaurs play an important role in the holiday that we celebrate today. Whene...

Salvador G Rodiles


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Superhero Time: The Holiday Madness Has Been Subdued photo
Superhero Time: The Holiday Madness Has Been Subdued
by Salvador G Rodiles

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Two Christmas toku episodes, and a Pteranodon in an orange tree. In case you haven't noticed, this year's lineup of holiday episodes is way better than last year's batch. For one, I feel like I didn't waste my time this year. Not only that, there was some actual progress as well!

Before we move on to our segment, let's wish Josh Totman a Happy Birthday, since December 20th marks the official birth of the one known as Totsu. As JT transcends into his real new year, let's enter the chimney that leads to my thoughts on the latest episodes of Kyoryuger and Kamen Rider Gaim. Unfortunately, some unexpected circumstances have prevented Shougeki Gouraigan from joining us this week, so look forward to a double up during next week's Superhero Time!

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Superhero Time: European Warriors Look Good In Aprons photo
Superhero Time: European Warriors Look Good In Aprons
by Salvador G Rodiles

So I was making some lunch the other day, and it occurred to me that a person in armor might look amazing with an apron on. After experimenting with various types of armor, I've discovered that those hat fall into the European category are best to use when preparing your favorite meals.

If you're too indecisive to pick a specific type of protection gear to wear in the kitchen, then you can still catch up on my thoughts about the latest episodes of Kyoryuger, Kamen Rider Gaim, and Shougeki Gouraigan.

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Superhero Time: Elegance Is Achieved By Making Noodles photo
Superhero Time: Elegance Is Achieved By Making Noodles
by Salvador G Rodiles

If you've been struggling with trying to become an elegant person, then you'll be happy to know that the process is very simple. As long as you cycle your noodles through hot water, you'll come out as a fancier person after your meal is ready.

Since it takes a while for the noodles reach their proper texture, you can sit back and listen to my ramblings about the latest episodes of Kyoryuger, Kamen Rider Gaim, and Shougeki Gouraigan. Then again, it won't take too long, so we'll be eating a fancy treat as we dive into this week's segment.

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Superhero Time: Thanksgiving Week Has Become Fabulous photo
Superhero Time: Thanksgiving Week Has Become Fabulous
by Salvador G Rodiles

Thanksgiving Day may have come and gone, but the Thanksgiving week is still in effect until this Sunday. Coinciding with Brittany's Monthly Musing topic about fabulous dressers, the week of Thanksgiving has turned into a holiday where we celebrate the accomplishments of the most fabulous people on the planet!

It seems that J-tor's Community Manager had this all planned out when she chose the theme for this month's special blogs. If you don't live in a country where Thanksgiving is celebrated, then you can partake in festivities to commemorate the greatness behind being fabulous! After you're done with recovering from your Thanksgiving food coma, you can restore your energy with my ramblings about the latest episodes of Kyoryuger, Kamen Rider Gaim, and Shougeki Gouraigan

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Superhero Time: The New Console Generation Has Arrived photo
Superhero Time: The New Console Generation Has Arrived
by Salvador G Rodiles

With the Xbox One out in stores, the beginning of the next console generation is now upon us! Unfortunately for all of you that were planning on buying it, the Deboss Legion is forcing everyone at Microsoft to create an army of Debo Monsters that will overtake the world!

Instead of enjoying the content from Microsoft's "all in one" device, you'll be forced into a strict education course that will teach you the ways of villainy; thus giving the Deboss Legion the opportunity to gather the emotions of rage and sadness to awaken their evil master.

Luckily, this is just one of my random introductory rambles. Otherwise, the world would be doomed right about now. As we continue to embrace the dawn of a new console generation, let's check up on my latest findings on Kyoryuger, Kamen Rider Gaim, and Shougeki Gouraigan.

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Superhero Time: The Meaning Of Life Is Inside Of A Crab photo
Superhero Time: The Meaning Of Life Is Inside Of A Crab
by Salvador G Rodiles

Since the beginning of time, Earth's inhabitants have been searching far and wide for the true meaning of existence. Little did they know, the answer was right in front of them the entire time.

Apparently, if you break open a crab, you'll uncover the scriptures that reveal life's secrets. Depending on your views, there's a small chance that the contents within the crustacean might drive you insane. On the other hand, the truth might turn you into an enlightened being, which fortunately overrules the previous scenario.  

Once you are done with your expedition to uncover life's mysteries, you can take a breather by watching me spout out random words about Kyoryuger, Kamen Rider Gaim, and Shougeki Gouraigan. Since you went out of your way to capture some crabs, we could have a cookout to help pass the time-- good food must not be wasted. 

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Superhero Time: Real Heroes Don't Take Breaks photo
Superhero Time: Real Heroes Don't Take Breaks
by Salvador G Rodiles

Due to some random sports event, Kyoryuger and Kamen Rider Gaim are taking a week off from fighting evil. Unfortunately, this means that I won't be able to ramble about my latest discoveries in the intellectual studies of Dino-samba music and Forbidden Fruits

Thankfully, I was able to gather my thoughts on Keita Amemiya's (the man behind the Garo series) newest work, so you'll get to hear me talk about my journey through the realm of Shougeki Gouraigan. Gouraigan won't be taking any vacations, since the late-night slot tends to be more open than Sunday mornings-- it's a good thing that sports events don't occur after midnight. 

Until things go back to normal, let's get started with our introduction to the latest addition to this segment! 

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Superhero Time: The Spirit Of All Hallow's Eve Lives On! photo
Superhero Time: The Spirit Of All Hallow's Eve Lives On!
by Salvador G Rodiles

As Halloween departs with the month of October, the madness that dwells within people's hearts begins to fade. However, sometimes  the horror-filled holiday overstays its welcome.

Due to this behavior, the terror the envelops the season of free candy and pranks will challenge November to a duel to that will determine the fate of the Fall Season! The winner will be decided through a test of strength and endurance, so expect to see a clash between evil spirits and turkeys. While we wait for the winner to be revealed, you can watch me babble about the latest occurrences in the worlds of Kyoryuger and Kamen Rider Gaim.

If things go as planned, a new treat will be joining the roster soon. Hopefully, there will be enough goodies to fill up your bags next time that we meet. Actually, since Thanksgiving is around the corner, you might have to settle for some actual food instead of treats, but we'll take it one step at a time.

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Superhero Time: The Fruit Bar Is Finally Open! photo
Superhero Time: The Fruit Bar Is Finally Open!
by Salvador G Rodiles

As I promised last time, Gaim will be joining us this week, so that we can watch the fruits ripen into something tasty! Due to budget constraints, we will only be able to provide you with some oranges, pineapples, and bananas at the moment. However, all three selections are natural, and they can be mixed to create a variety of great flavors!

Since there are many possible combinations available right now, you can take your time looking through the menu while I prepare my thoughts on the latest episodes of Kyoryuger and Kamen Rider Gaim. To those that are expecting more changes, you can look forward to a new permanent addition when the next shipment arrives.

In the meantime, there's plenty of vitamins and potassium to help keep you guys in top shape! Come to think of it, opening my own fruit bar might not be a bad idea. [Editor's Note- I would totally go to Sal's Fruit Bar.]

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Superhero Time: Happy Fallentine's Day photo
Superhero Time: Happy Fallentine's Day
by Salvador G Rodiles

There's something special about seeing an assortment of leaves fly across the autumn sky. Combined with the cool temperature, the fall season blesses most folks with a relaxing sensation when they step outside of their living quarters. That being said, I believe that the environment is also well suited for someone to spend time indoors with their special someone.

As a huge fan of autumn, I hereby declare the formation of Fallentine's Day, which follows the basic principles of Valentine's Day. However, the main difference is that you give pumpkin desserts to your significant other instead of chocolates. In commemoration to the foundation of this new holiday, you can enjoy the fall breeze while I share my latest thoughts on the newest episode of Kyoryuger that features the founder of this new occasion. 

For the record, this isn't an attempt to distract you all from my First Impressions that should've went up by now. To those who are still waiting, the assorted fruit salad will be ready after I finish my unhealthy serving of sugary doughnuts. 

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Superhero Time: Orange Is About To Rhyme With Justice photo
Superhero Time: Orange Is About To Rhyme With Justice
by Salvador G Rodiles

Since the beginning of time, the fruit known as the orange has been searching the globe for a word that corresponds with its name. Through many impossible ordeals, the eager traveler has yet to find a phrase that will complement its nutritional values. 

Right when the acidic produce was about to call it quits, the man that goes by the nickname of the Butcher was able to relieve this wanderer of its heavy burden. Due to the long and painful process that's required to make an orange rhyme with the word 'justice,' you'll have to settle with my thoughts on the latest episode of Kyoryuger until Kamen Rider Gaim goes through its First Impression. Now that I think about it, it was foolish of me to believe that the two words would go well together. 

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