Tecmo bids you a creepy Valentine's day

12:00 PM on 02.13.2010   |   Josh Tolentino

Ah, Dead or Alive, the softcore eroge that masquerades as a fighting game. If you didn't know yet, they've got a PSP game coming out, Dead or Alive: Paradise, created in much the same pervy mindset that spawned the Extreme Beach Volleyball and Xtreme spinoffs. Except this time players can embarrass enjoy themselves while on the train or bus.

The ESRB called the game an exercise in "creepy voyeurism," but Tecmo aren't about to let that prudish verdict get them down, sending everyone a merry Valentine's Day card (as above), alongside a bunch of pervy screenshots, a "Babe of the Week" profile of Kasumi (with more to come in the following weeks), and a trailer, which you can see below.

Sigh. If only the game were out tomorrow, then ronery people could take their girls out for a proper Valentine's Day celebration.

Then again, there's always Love Plus.