"Why are you so upset? Is it because your father threw you off a cliff?"

"Tomorrow I'm killing my father."

"I know the rabbit wasn't happy to get eaten."

These are some choice quotes from a Tekken anime YouTube video assembled by theswitcher. These and plenty more gems are within the over 10 minutes of video here. It's funny that this drops in the same week that Tekken 6 did.

Tekken's backstory and characters are borderline insane anyway, but giving it the bad anime treatment takes it over the top. Heihachi eating an axe out of mid air is something that I've always wanted to see. I just didn't know that until now.

[thanks, Matthew]