My stomach is flipping repeatedly. I can't even handle the thought of tasting (or even smelling!) Tropicana's Orange with Rare Cheese Flavor juice.
Available starting this month in Japan for 150 yen a bottle, the Fruit Sweets beverage sounds less offensive when you hear that it is supposed to taste like orange cheesecake. I...I almost go for it, but then I really think about it, and it's still pretty gross.
The item description page says that the bottle has a wide mouth so that you can taste and smell this juice better. Ugh.
"All the better to taste and smell me with, dear"