Actually, Mr. Sapien, Chimpanzees as seen above are apes, and not monkeys.

All the same, humanity is doomed, as a man in Japan has been teaching Pan-kun, a particularly intelligent Chimpanzee, to use water weapons on human beings. The chimp learns quite quickly once the desired technique is demonstrated, ably aping the trainer's actions, using a hydraulic pump gun as well as a more Super Soaker-like weapon on the unsuspecting cameraman, then targeting a group of effigies, including one of show presenter Ken Shimura.

Pan-kun is actually a celebrity of sorts. Among other things he has learned to play baseball as well as make, then eat  noodles. What all this adds up to is some great news for those who fear takeover by intelligent robots. Instead, we will be conquered by the intelligent animals and human subspecies, invented by the overconsumption of genetically modified food. We're maniacs! We're gonna blow it up! God damn us! God damn us all to hell! 

Hit the jump for the video, which will later be stored in the Ape Nation Historical Archives, titled "Mankind's Greatest 'Oops, my bad' Moment...Ever."