Autobots, we have a problem.

Megatron, having realized that he doesn't stand a chance against us in an honorable fight, has devised a devious new plan. He has found a new energon source known as "moe," which he is using to transform the Decepticons from fear-inducing war machines into cute, effeminate loli-bots. They're planning on using these hypnotically pleasing new forms to win over the hearts and minds of the humans, thus assuring them free access to Earth's energon. We cannot allow this!

Perceptor has obtained surveillance video of this evil scheme, which can be viewed below. Autobots, we cannot sit idly by while the Decepticons brainwash our human allies with catchy J-pop tunes and miniskirts! Megatron must be stopped, no matter the cost.

Transform and roll out!

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