Are you GAR enough to shave like a real man?

Welcome to Vexing Videos, where I post all kind of weird sh*t that will confuse and amuse you. This week's first video features something truly incredible: a man who shaves WHILE SKYDIVING. Yup, this veritable paragon of masculinity annihilates his beard while plunging from the upper atmosphere, just to demonstrate how awesome Schick's new safety razor is. Shaving-skydiving guy, you have inspired me to embrace my inner testosterone and become a TRUE MAN. I thank you.

Of course, for those of you without beards, I've included more wacked-out sh*t for your amusement. Below, you can watch the Ultraman Kaiju pay tribute to the Michael Jackson, see a 3D Touhou proof-of-concept, and experience schadenfreude as Japanese comedians try to thwart the nut spatula. Of course, Pan-kun the chimpanzee is also present... it just wouldn't be a Vexing Videos post without him, now would it?

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