
America, our nation is in crisis. Every day we lose more and more of our freedoms to Obama's socialist regime. Indeed, our very way of life is under attack by Nazis, Communists, and their evil Progressive spawn. In this dark time, who can we turn to for hope? Is there any man who can prevent our nation from goose-stepping to its inevitable doom?
Yes, America, there is such a man. His name is Glenn Beck.
He is a true hero, a man dedicated to saving our country... and he isn't going to let liberal trickery like "facts" and "logic" get in his way. Even if he has to shout down every Obama-loving latte-drinking progressive zombie one by one, he WILL defend America from the secular evils of our time. Don't believe me? Check out the videos below the break, and bask in the glory of our greatest patriot.
James Cameron hates Glenn Beck
Glenn Beck wins Misinformer of the Year!
The Glenn Beck Apocalypse
Victim in fatal car accident tragically not Glenn Beck
The inner machinations of Glenn Beck's mind are an enigma.