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12:00 PM on 04.01.2010   |   Jon Snyder

Vexing Videos: Glenn Beck Edition photo

America, our nation is in crisis. Every day we lose more and more of our freedoms to Obama's socialist regime. Indeed, our very way of life is under attack by Nazis, Communists, and their evil Progressive spawn. In this dark time, who can we turn to for hope? Is there any man who can prevent our nation from goose-stepping to its inevitable doom?

Yes, America, there is such a man. His name is Glenn Beck.

He is a true hero, a man dedicated to saving our country... and he isn't going to let liberal trickery like "facts" and "logic" get in his way. Even if he has to shout down every Obama-loving latte-drinking progressive zombie one by one, he WILL defend America from the secular evils of our time. Don't believe me? Check out the videos below the break, and bask in the glory of our greatest patriot.

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Best of Glenn Beck
 
Glenn Beck wins Misinformer of the Year!
 
The Glenn Beck Apocalypse
 
Victim in fatal car accident tragically not Glenn Beck
 
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Truly, he will save America.
Hey, half of that "Glen Beck Fail" video was Beck's own parody. I don't agree with some of his social positions, but this guy can be funny if you're a conservative. At least, I liked listening to him more than Bill O'Reilly when my dad picked a talk radio station to keep me awake with incessant chatter on the morning commute to school. For a while he was kind of like a conservative Jon Stewart. Maybe that's changed with the TV show.
I step away from Japantor to come back around and find this? WTF!

(is out of the loop)
What is this Japan you speak of. Last time I checked we nuked it to the ground and made "America Too"

God Bless America Too!
Hahahaha, the man Bill O'Reilly says that *isn't* a shill for the right wing. Now if only we can get some posts about that lady who pretends to be simple minded playing that violin composition from Sarasate.
@Mahina: I think the TV show really has changed things quite a bit. Also, whatever he may have done previously, I can't see how anyone can take him seriously after his "screw progressive government, you can learn for free at the LIBRARY" speech. Even for the most hard-core conservatives, I would think that incidence of logic-fail would be too massive to overlook.
Karen: Uh, what are you referring to?

Moving on, Glenn Beck is an hero for 'merica.
My parents follow this man's every whim. Ever since they bought into the "Obama is Muslim and socialist therefore KILL" mentality, I wrote this man off as just another anti-Obama fearmongerer. But this article has opened my eyes to the truth Glenn Beck has brought to us, amidst all the "logic" and "facts" that plague our nation today.

I just ordered every book he's written off amazon.com and blocked all non-Fox news channels from my television.

Thank you, Americanator.
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I say, this Beck fellow seems to have the right ideas! It is good to see You folks from the world of to-morrow have a voice of sense. It is because of men like him that the Kaiser did not win, and now it is up to men like Mr. Beck to defend us all against the riff-raff that toppled the Tsar.
@hoodedmiracle
http://rawstory.com/2010/02/stewart-beck-socialist-libraries/

Beck was going on about Progressives and how they are bad, and just communists/marxists by a different name. Then talks about how he learned this. At a library.
Feel the power... the power of America
I still love that Onion video. Oh god, I've gotta see what they've got going today!

~laters
It took today to finally get Chimpanzee Riding on a Segway into Vexing Videos. Somehow, it only makes it funnier.
@Rangoric and Karen: Yeah, that was ill-thought.
lol! Well, what's there to say? It's just like the episode of south park called "dances with smurfs"


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