I have to tell you something Japanator, I think I'm addicted. I am addicted to this ‘anime’-like abortion known as Tokyo Crystal Mew. What is Tokyo Crystal Mew? Well, imagine if you gave a twelve-year-old girl MS Paint, her friends and parents as voice actors, endless amounts of .mp3s, and told her to make an anime. That is Tokyo Crystal Mew in a nutshell; however, we are missing a very important part of the equation. 4chan.
As you might of expected 4chan ate this up; it was violent and bloody ordeal, but in turn made it into something greater than the sum of its parts. They uploaded the videos on NicoNico video, which for those of you who don’t know, is site like youtube where you can leave comments on the video as you watch it. If you have an account on niconico, then I urge you to watch this series there, it’s twenty times better (and by better, I mean more epic lols). Then came the 4chan made fan art and hentai, which I chronicled on your behalf down below. You can watch the other episodes after the jump, but remember for real laughs watch them at NicoNico, and if you need an account, you can learn how to do so here.
Episode 2
Episode 3 part 1
Episode 3 part 2
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Let me start by saying that I have been an anime fan for 15+ years, so I have seen a lot of anime. Hundreds, maybe thousands. But recently I saw a series that surpassed every single one I have seen, one that may have changed my life.
Now usually I'm not into magical girl shows. Sure, I watched Sailor Moon back in the day so I know what to expect from a magical girl show but nothing could have prepared me for this. Tokyo Crystal Mew. I saw the kawaii character designs and I heard Hideaki Anno was directing so I thought I would go ahead and give it a shot. Wow...just...wow. /a/, you have not lived until you've seen Tokyo Crystal Mew. This isn't your average magical girl show, it is deep and provocative and it really makes you think. I was seriously blown away by Toya's dad's monologue in episode one, when he finished talking I just sat there and stared at my screen in awe. I was deeply affected, and I felt like a new person. Screw Kamina, Toya's dad is the one who really makes me feel like a man who can do anything. He is so badass.
And then there's Chi. Now usually I'm not into bitchy girls but Chi is different. I used to be bullied in high school (hard to believe i know) so I really felt for Cookie in the scene in episode 3, and I didn't like Chi at first but then I realized something. First the lying, then the bullying...Chi is nothing but a trouble individual and I can relate to that. Plus her voice is like an angel's. /a/ I wish Chi could sit by my bedside and sing me to sleep every night. Chi is my waifu. She is beautiful and no one could ever come close to her pure beauty and her amazing voice. Chi is special because she is confident and she stands up to others. She is not afraid to be herself so that's why she wears the furry suit. I respect Chi so much and I am going to marry her and we will have a wonderful life together, I just know it.
If you have not watched Tokyo Crystal Mew you are not a real anime fan.
Well, let me tell you something. When me and your mother were just in junior high we went on our first date. But later as we grew I was also somehow two different people. Your mother was a powerful Mew Mew as we have told you. Your mother is a Mew Ichigo. While I was the Blue Knight. Deep Blue and me and myself, but all in the same body! I and Deep Blue had white skin and pointy ears and yellow hair and a BLUE CROSS looking outfit, and saved your mother. But until that form went bad, I was known then as PURE EVIL. Deep Blue. I had white skin and my same hair color was MUCH MUCH longer. I tried to destroy all mankind and all worlds, until I came back as a new me, same as I am now. And me, and Ichiko beat him. We saved everyone and the Earth. Now I just want to tell you, if you become a Mew like your mother, PLEASE fight for good and everything you are born for. Do NOT be afraid to tell your boyfriend most of all tell us, Toya. Please do not HIDE it from us, as well as Ichiko told her parents she was a Mew, Ichigo. As soon as we saved the earth. Just wanted you to know.
Because Chi is my waifu. She is beautiful and no one could ever come close to her pure beauty and her amazing voice. She is not afraid to be herself so that's why she wears the furry suit.
Hello, this is the creator, no lie, and I just read this. Yes, I'm Sarah's (VA of Chi) best friend :D and I'm glad you REALLY like my show, and is addicted to chi, apparently.
Also, The one sentence "I saw the kawaii character designs and I heard Hideaki Anno was directing so I thought I would go ahead and give it a shot." What did you mean by that? How is it directed? Did you mean TOKYO MEW MEW? Please explain this to me :D I'd like to know.
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