It's time to take a motorcycle ride with your favorite headless Irish chick, dodge some flying vending machines, and capriciously start an internet gang based on an ideology you won't understand until an acquaintance of yours explains it to you like an entire year later. In other words, it's Durarara!! Day here at Japanator.

Weather will be smoky, with a high chance of GARtender and random gang wars. So sit back with a big plate of cheap Russian Sushi that has actual fish in it, and enjoy- unless of course, you decide to infiltrate us while we're preoccupied with trying on our shadow lingerie, therefore BECOMING Japanator and enjoying Drrr!! Day from the inside. Of course, we may be infiltrating you at the same time, and enjoying Durarara!! Day from your perspective, so beware. I hear Brad's planning on doing some "infiltration" of his own, and he didn't even watch the show, so there may or may not be some miscommunication going on here. We'll sort it all out in our regular chat room: we'll be safe there.