There's a certain magic to men. Sure, they're brash and bone-headed, charging into situations that they have no hope of winning, almost guaranteeing to get themselves killed. But somehow, through sheer force of will or just dumb luck, they manage to succeed not only in winning the day, but our hearts as well.

Today is a celebration of all things men. Manly spirit, pretty boys' asses, and more GAR than you can shake a stick at. You better grit those teeth, because what we have lined up for you today is going to punch you in the jaw so hard, it will smash through time and space.

To kick things off, we need a theme song for today. An anthem of manliness that will get your blood boiling and remind you that you can conquer the earth if you so choose. Follow me after the jump to see just what that song is.