I mean, come on -- who doesn't love bitches and whores?

Got a couple of fan submissions for you this week along with a larger-than-usual dose of hilarious panels that Brad Rice sends to me while he takes breaks from looking for porn. Oh, did I say that out loud? Whoops.

Speaking of porn, I was just thinking that if I could turn this column into a hentai manga column instead of the semi-tame stuff we put in here, that you guys would probably like it even more (although you wouldn't ADMIT to liking it). Then I remembered that we're not a site that shamelessly posts anything for pageviews and that there are plenty of other places to go for that. You know what I'm talking about, people! Enjoy your porn elsewhere! Also, bitches and whores!