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Calorie Breath? WTF?
by Dale North, 03/20/2010
Calorie Breath? WTF? photo

Have you ever decided a product was total bullsh*t solely from the advertisement? This is definitely the case for me with Japanese product Calorie Breath. If the above image doesn't blow your mind, wait into you see all the pseudo-scientific crap on this webpage.

You're supposed to cram this mouthpiece in your pie hole and inhale/exhale 30 times in a five-minute session each day. This is supposed to work your stomach and make you thinner. Right. I breathe all the time. 

If you thought this was funny, you should see the product packaging! At JapanTrends, you'll see that there's a blob of a woman in orange to show you what might happen if you don't start rocking the Calorie Breath. 


  1 comments Latest by Irothtin
"There are no words."...read more



 Does New Anime Suck...? Maybe there's just more to hate?
by SourGr8pes, 03/20/2010
Does New Anime Suck...? Maybe there's just more to hate? photo

[Editors Note: This is a promoted Community Blog, written by one of our readers in response to March's Monthly Musing topic. If you would like to see your own Cblog on the front page, warm up your keyboard and write something awesome! ~Jon Snyder]

Does the new stuff REALLY suck? And is that picture really relevant?

That seems to be the hot potato as of lately, separating anime fandom into multiple factions, if you will. In one corner, we have the grizzled vets with their cries of "Starblazers or Death!", and others enjoy cute-girls-doing-cute-things (Or watching girls sleep, but that's another story), and then there's probably you, who is reading this blog thinking "Didn't every era of anime have shitty titles?"

And therein lies my point.


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  7 comments Latest by pollardy
"aye this is the best argument yet, like i only knew one other kid during middle school who knew wat it was, and in my hs not untill i was a sophmore did they get a anime club going, right now we ..."...read more

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Momohime's thigh perfectly realized in this Muramasa fig
by Josh Tolentino, 03/19/2010
Momohime's thigh perfectly realized in this Muramasa fig photo

Everyone knows that Muramasa: The Demon Blade for the Wii isn't about a Demon Blade or sword-slicing action. It's about the achingly beautiful artwork of Vanillaware and George Kamitani, and seeing a kind of alternate gaming universe in which 3D graphics never took off.

That's what Muramasa is about. Oh, and about its female lead Momohime's delicious thighs. While they're easily enjoyable on a screen, those who'd like to have such goodness in a more tangible form are invited to preorder this wonderful Momohime figurine by Alter.

HHHNNNGGG DAT THIGH


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Tokimeki Memorial game stuffed on biggest DS cart ever
by Josh Tolentino, 03/19/2010
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It's not often when you hear about girls getting good service in the quest for virtual love, so it's really rather grand to hear good things about visual novels for the ladies getting some love and attention.

That's certainly the case with Tokimeki Memorial: Girls' Side: 3rd Story, the next girl-oriented spinoff of Konami's legendary dating sim franchise. It's so big, apparently, that the developers were forced to cram it into the near-mythical four-gigabit DS cartridge.

Only one other game so far has that level bigness, and it's Level-5's RPG Ni no Kuni. So now it's a race. Which game will lay claim to the title of "First Maximimum-Size DS Title?" A game that brings hot 2-D men to the ladies, or a game whose visuals were designed by Studio Ghibli? 

It's on.


  5 comments Latest by mana
"@mihochan9 never? Tokimeki will probably never get released here due to the market not demanding such an expensive game to get localized. Ni no Kuni will probably get a release if Nintendo pub..."...read more

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Japanator AM Episode 9: Special OPs
by Karen Gellender, 03/19/2010
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This week, with Colette trapped in the Jdrama fanservice dimension (although perhaps 'trapped' is the wrong word...), I was the only woman on the podcast, however I was STILL the only one man enough to make a top ten list of my favorite anime openings. Go figure. In addition, with Jon Snyder also trapped in the fanservice dimension (presumably fighting Bizarro-Jon), Brad Rice came to the rescue with his knowledge of Japanese politics and sundry otaku things. You can listen to it here.

We also discuss our thoughts on Final Fantasy XIII, and whether or not Vanille is a special little snowflake; for better or for worse, you can expect more FFXIII discussion in future episodes. There's plenty more, because this is a really long episode that covered a lot of ground, so if you want to know more you'll just have to either:

a)Listen to the show

OR

b)Hit the jump for notes and things. In fact, why not do that right now?


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  21 comments Latest by rurouniranger
"Buso Renkin awesome opening!!"...read more



 Peach Boy brings 'sweet and fresh' yaoi to Amazon
by Josh Tolentino, 03/19/2010
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If there was ever a place I'd have expected to become a good resource for those with more...diverse tastes in their manga, Amazon.com wasn't it. Then again, I'm glad to have been proven wrong.

Alongside a new doujinshi by Yoshitoshi ABe, the site for buying things over a series of tubes is now hosting Peach Boy: Momo and Mikan version Volume 1, first in a lovely series of yaoi manga by Aya Fujii. And it's available in both English and Japanese! Text-to-speech conversion is enabled, and you'll get all of it for a Kindle-supporting platform (either via the program on PC or through the Kindle device), at a highly agreeable price of one dollar.

Now, if you're not hyped up yet, I'll let the story blurbs get you hot and bothered:

Momo’s story is sweet and fresh. It’s a romantic comedy.
Make “love” as enriching as possible? Must have elements of “Di*k, Play, Position!!” (di*k, foreplay, sexual position.)
Lovely Tsumori speaks a word, and it makes Momo think of an art of pleasure!
Yes, Momo! You can be a good shag!! Just go for it!

Momo’s father, Mikan, his story is a bit serious.
He is idiosyncratic, and his nature makes his match lose his sprit of rivalry.
Knowing that he’s been doing mean things, he has been doing Judo* (* Japanese art of self-defense) in his ardent desire to fulfill a promise with Kawashima.
But, unluckily, Kawashima becomes icy against him. Mikan can’t stand it…what he’s gonna do…?

The book is packed full of sweat and sour love story of each Takagi members―the son and father!!


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$19.99? Angelic Layer is too awesome to cost only $19.99!
by Dale North, 03/19/2010
$19.99? Angelic Layer is too awesome to cost only $19.99! photo

One anime that will always stand in my top ten will be Angelic Layer. I can't even really explain why, but I love this anime. Bones adapted it from the Clamp manga, but the details don't matter. Something about it is just magical to me.  I love the whole human and robot co-existence thing, and AL did it before Chobits did. Plus, who doesn't love tiny robots?

I don't need Angelic Layer on DVD, but you might. I was really surprised to run across the entire 26-episode boxset at Best Buy priced at only $19.99. This show is way better than the price they stuck on it. I don't even want to know why it is priced so low. 

I'm mostly here to tell you that you need to go to Best Buy today and get one hell of a bargain on a great anime. 


  9 comments Latest by thatguyukno
"I doubt it has a sub option and I'm sure they found some way to censor it."...read more



 Want to know what the top Johnny's boys make?
by Colette Bennett, 03/19/2010
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Sure, there are some famous dudes employed by Johnny's Entertainment, and I admit I am a fan of several of them. I haven't spent too much time wondering how much money they make, but thanks to a recent broadcast on the Shukan Emi Show, the top 5 highest grossing performers have been made public. And they are...

1. Nakai Masahiro (SMAP)
2. Kimura Takuya (SMAP)
3. Kusanagi Tsuyoshi (SMAP)
4. Kokubun Taichi (TOKIO)
5. Sakurai Sho (Arashi)

I assume three SMAP members made it into this list because of their longevity and also their talent (and because Kimura Takuya makes CMs like this), but I'm wondering if Sakurai Sho made it in here since he decided to get all naked for the last issue of AnAn. According to Unleash the Geek, Masahiro tops the list as 3 million - 4 million yen (US$33,171 - US$44,228) for every program he hosts and is currently hosting 6 regular programs. Busy guy!

I have an offer I'd like to publically put out there for Yamashita Tomahisa: I'll pay you a million yen to come to America and cook me breakfast. Wearing only an apron. Call me.


  4 comments Latest by Colette Bennett
"@peterinjapan -- That's an excellent point. Still, I can't imagine they are doing too badly..."...read more



 What Manga's Been Up To: Nazi yaoi is amazing
by Colette Bennett, 03/18/2010
What Manga's Been Up To: Nazi yaoi is amazing photo

It really is. And the fact that it exists is just absolutely astonishing.

Anyway, I'm dozens of hours late posting this thing so I am going to just let you enjoy that and all the other goodness in the gallery. Remember, if you have some for next week, shoot them to me at colette@japanator.com. The dirtier, the better -- we love this type of stuff! It's the reason why Nazi yaoi exists, after all.


  24 comments Latest by Zepwich
"@unixvova Kinda reminds me of that south park epsiode."...read more

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Roberta returns in Black Lagoon's new OVA series
by Josh Tolentino, 03/18/2010
Roberta returns in Black Lagoon's new OVA series photo

I think I missed the boat on the whole Black Lagoon craze, but I know enough to recognize that it stars a bunch of bad-ass motherf'ers living on and around some island in Southeast Asia, and that Roberta is a battle maid who has beef with the girl in short-shorts Daisy Dukes (says Jon).

Well, fans of that and everything else Black Lagoon-related can rejoice, for Shogakukan has announced a new installment of the franchise, this time a five-episode OVA titled "Roberta's Blood Trail". It'll debut on DVD and Blu-ray in Japan July 17th.

Given that the show seemed to do well enough in North America, I'd think the chances for release are decent. Maybe I should rent it or something and see what the fuss is all about.


  17 comments Latest by SeancetheBLADE
"so happy to see more of this show coming out, I'm surprised that so many people liked the dub, I watched in fan-subbed before, maybe I'll have to get the dub to hear how much better it is."...read more






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