America's hottest men: a gallery of muscles and more


This whole thing about liking pale, semi-anorexic Japanese dudes who have hair like my grandmother has been a total waste of my time. Thankfully, I've come to my senses. After recording the podcast a few nights back, the fog in my brain started to clear and I realized what I really craved was not a man who can show me his 2D collection, but instead a REAL MAN -- who can do something like fight a fire. Or bench press three hundred pounds. Something like that.

I got inspired and started scouring the internet for photos of such a man, and as soon as I did those pouting, pretty-faced boys that look like a sharp breeze could snap them in half simply melted away. Who wants a skinny boyfriend when you can have a buff one? And screw pale with longish dark hair ... beefcake is where it's at! Crush me with your pecs, boys!

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