Attack on Arteries: New Lotteria burgers are insane


You could say they're...colossal

I can imagine that the design process for an Attack on Titan burger must have been a tough one. Grilling pictures into the bun would have been lame, and you can't really pick specialist ingredients when the only things that get eaten in this show are humans and potatoes. The burgers are just going to have the same old components, but what about a new another angle? What's so special about the titans, anyway? 

That's probably along the lines of what happened during the planning of a ten-patty burger. I mean, really, I can't see how else this monstrosity was conceived. Tackling this beast will cost you a pretty mean 2,000 yen ($20), so you're going to need a titan's hunger to even work up the courage to order this thing. 

But don't worry, as there are alternatives for those of us with more human-like stomachs. That's right, there are five- and seven-patty options, too! Ordering any of these burgers will land you one of the neat keyrings shown in the picture up top, so maybe you might want to consider these next time you pop into a Lotteria. 

... I'll take the five-patty, please. 

[via Akihabara News]

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