BREAKING NEWS: Utada Hikaru's Teddy bear is GAY!


I'm not sure if this is the most ludicrous news Japanator will be reporting all day, but I'm thinking there's a 99.8% chance it will be. Utadanet reported today that singer Utada Hikaru posted a picture on her blog (seen above) of six baseballs with drawings on them. If you have eyes, you will clearly see each has a bear holding a sign that says "Legalize gay M". I assume gay marriage is what is meant here.

Hikku also writes:

Gay Kuma series :)

Macho-gay Kuma, girly-gay Kuma, and drag queen Kuma!

Actually, I don't think I've ever really explained it here, but Kuma really is gay (he's a boy but likes men only, no interest in girls...) so these illustrations flowed pretty naturally.

Oh, did I just out Kuma? 

Kuma, in case you guys don't know, is her teddy bear. So what she's saying is that she has an openly gay teddy bear. Yeah. She actually tossed these balls out to the audience at her San Francisco concert. Can you imagine having a souvenir from a Hikki concert .. of a ball with her gay teddy bear on it? Hey guys, by the way, my cat is a transsexual post-op. Just so you know.

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