Eden of the East: Hypno-penis


Ways of covering genitalia in media:
Classic blacked out box
Conveniently placed poles, pets, and food trays
The spinning, balding head of Maeda-kun
And now...
An hypnotically erratic white line mass.

I'll just be frank and say I'm doing Redzie a favor. While there are plenty of reasons to check out Eden of the East, I apparently didn't do the genitals justice. That said, the picture doesn't really demonstrate the Hypno-penis (click the link!). In motion, there is just something... mesmerizing about it. While episode two was entirely too dong free, hit the jump as we point out some of the more hilarious moments.

(And don't forget to come back tomorrow for our plot discussion, and Friday for the liveblog of episode three!)

Apparently the DC Metro identify perps via their genitals. Makes me wish I had acted out more when I lived there.

Even naked, our hero is a good Samaritan.

This is a two parter... Look at the girl, and...

... now she's cool with it.

See, conviently placed poles are nowhere near as interesting as the hypnotic line mass.

"A flasher, eh? I know how to deal with your kind..." (continued on next picture)

"Not so cool now that everyone's doing it, is it?"

I actually want to use this line on the next girl I meet.

This one was just in case you didn't pick up the reference, or click the link.

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