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Japanator Does Not Recommend: Suck My Dick or Die (NSFW)

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When you fire up a game with a title like Suck My Dick or Die, you should more or less know what you're getting into. Liquid's adventure game involves military forces, your typical young anime girls with big eyes, and rape. Lots and lots of it. Suffice to say the same rules apply that did when we reviewed Enzai, the yaoi adventure game -- this is very NSFW stuff, and you do not need to be reading this review at work.

You're at home safe, then? The wife's asleep, the dog's asleep, it's 3 am? Yeah, that's about right. If you want to know if it's worth your $42 to start rapin err'body around here,  then hit the jump, but be prepared for an absolute onslaught of very sexual images. Please do not proceed past the jump if you are offended in any way by depictions of violent sexual acts.

In other words, liking this game is not going to win you any friends.

Title: Suck My Dick or Die
Publisher: MangaGamer
Manufacturer: Liquid
Price: $41.53 (subject to change due to the exchange rate)

Suck My Dick or Die literally doesn't beat around the bush. After about five minutes of play, you're involved in a gang rape scene as one of the participants. This is what you came for, I hope, because they pretty much get right to it. I at least have to hand them that-- I didn't have to sort through a bunch of story bullsh*t  to get to the naughty stuff.

Sex aside though, let's consider the adventure itself here. The story behind Suck My Dick or Die is described on the MangaGamer website like so:

The anti-government guerrillas were fighting against the government in the country which was politically unrest. There was an incident that a little girl was raped and murdered by the guerrillas in a small village. Mr. Prosper, who is the commander of the military, advanced his men to this small village to hunt the guerrillas. But the incident was all planned out by him, so that he could have a raping party for himself. The girls, who were suspicious as guerrillas, were arrested. That was the beginning of the insane raping party.

If this had you raising your eyebrows, I have news for you -- the same not-quite-right English is present in the game too. I would call the translation amateur at best. Although a lot of it is understandable, there are some major dialogue flaws that just sullied the overall experience for me. I expect that if I pay nearly $50 for a game that the dialogue be flawlessly translated, and that is simply not the case here.

The characters are pretty straightforward, nothing really special either in the art style or the personalities. The quiet maid,the wise yet beautiful teacher you have a crush on, the hardass female soldier: they're all here. It all feels like a pretty shabby draping for the core of the story, which is violent sex and rape.

When I reviewed Enzai, I realized that there is a conflict on the part of any reviewer when choosing to recommend a game with themes like this. In that case, the game was well done, and so despite the content I did find myself considering that the audience is there for it, so it really did deserve to be recommended.

Unfortunately, I can't award Suck My Dick or Die the same accolades. It's fairly lackluster from translation to music to art style, and that doesn't even factor in the issue of the blatant misogynist themes. Those are there for a reason, obviously, and if you're going to spend this much money to fulfill a fantasy, you may as well spend it on a quality product that caters to your fetish than a shabby one.

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