Terrifying plush sex doll could wilt my arousal in seconds


You'd think being a woman, I would be majorly turned off by the idea of a sex doll in general, but you know, I'm not unrealistic -- people are lonely, they need to masturbate, and they want a fun way to do it. Fine by me, although I can say I'm not sure I could date a guy who owned a Real Doll (if you want some idea what that's really like, you should read about it here).

Danny Choo spotted this plush version of the sex companion for sale through Kanojo Toy Shop, which goes for a hefty $455. As you can see on the product page,  she comes fully prepared to serve your needs, not only with the expected orifices, but also with Human Touch Technology so when you hug her, she actually feels warm. Yep. 

Naturally, if you live in Japan you can get her for cheaper. If the plush thing is not your thing, you can pick up the Yuka love doll for a few extra hundred, who comes complete with distended girl organs for you to destroy as you feel necessary. Come on guys, it's got to be cheaper to just go on a date with a real person. Even a really fancy dinner won't even cost you half that much. Now, to just convince a girl you're not creepy...

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Colette Bennett
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Filed under... #consumerism ftw! #creepy #Sex



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