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The vids of shitemita: the curious case of soda pudding

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Oh, YouTube user shitemita. It's been awhile, my Japanese food product examining friend.

There has been a vacancy of my analysis of shitemita's videos as of late because, frankly, the quality of the merchandise he has been spotlighting has been downright cringe-worthy. For example: a while back, he delved into a Toy Story 3 limited edition green...bun...thing. I almost posted it on Japanator, but there wasn't much to say other than what I originally sent out to the masses on my Twitter feed. The best thing to come out of the situation was that Lee Unkrich, the director of Toy Story 3, was as perplexed by the footage as I was--so he RT'd my link on HIS Twitter page. 

This most recent gastronomic documentation from shitemita is just...wow. Look at the header image for a moment. The stuff in the middle looks like basic custard, nothing too alarming there. Now, investigate the substance surrounding the custard castle. What does it resemble, to the point of being eerily accurate? Guys. Is it just me, or does it look like an opaque moat of sexual emission?

When he tilts the plate oh so gently, watch closely as the substance slides across the surface leaving a snail-like vapour trail of factory-processed fornication juice.

If I have managed to spawn at least one WTF verbal response and/or facial reaction with this article, my work is done here.

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Filed under... #food #japan #Sex #video #YouTube

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