This milking game is udderly ridiculous.


Insert sexual reference here

Mei is an ambitious girl. When her father was kicked in the head by the horse that was being hitched to take them to her mother’s funeral, Mei had two funerals to attend all of a sudden. Determines not to let the sadness of farm living get her down, she set out to be a famous model. Little did she know how farms were still in her future.

Okay. Maybe not. The fact of the matter is that if you would like to help young girls become more famous by tugging on teats — and have an Android device — this is something that maybe you should check out. It's free. Me? I’ll just keep drinking this glass of milk I have sitting on my desk. Mmm. Fresh squeezed.

Also: I am completely terrified as to what the In App Purchases, if any exist, actually are. If any of you are brave enough to check this out, let us know what you think about it in the comments.

[via RocketNews24]

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Eric Koziol
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Eric lives in Japan with his wife, son and a level 6 slime named Periwinkle. He enjoys the "3 T's": teaching, translating and tprogramming. His sense of humor can be confused for typographical errors. more + disclosures



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