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Use this mosquito noise maker to tell your date's age

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That girl who you've picked up and says is 21?  Well, just to make sure she isn't 15 (or 30), the Japanese have developed a rather discriminating little device that produces different sorts of mosquito buzzes, which can only be heard by certain age ranges.

They've got one for teens, someone who's in their twenties, one for the thirties, and ones for the forty and older range. So if you're that hung up on a girl's age, then you can find a way to easily tell for yourself if she's old enough to be your mother, or young enough to land you a jail sentence.

Then again, you could just go ahead and not worry about it. If the girl is all the things you want her to be, what difference does age make? Oh right, this is Japan. If I take things by your ero-manga, you want just about every girl to be 18, a virgin, and pure as the driven snow until she flips a switch and becomes a sex maniac, right? Oh, and either be flat as a board or have knockers that rival American porn stars.

[Thanks, Adam!]


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